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1: All Your Fault

One time for the way you said you were

With another guy that you prefer

I’m picking up the pieces

Well it’s all your fault they’re never coming back for you

Said it’s all your fault she’s never going back for you

 

Some advice for the next time you decide

That all you need to do is set aside

Somebody willing to come back

It won’t be me, so start searching far and wide

For a boy to take your shit in stride

‘Cause that’s not the way I roll

Well it’s all your fault they’re never coming back for you

One more time - it’s all your fault she’s never going back for you

 

I don’t know how I can still be

Bitter about what you did to me

After all these years I never wanna see

Your face again

So get me out, get me some breathing room

Another foot or two is all I need to make sure

I won’t ever fall in love with you

 

One time for the way you said you were

With another guy that you prefer

I got another confession, yeah

Some advice for the next time you decide

That all you need to do is set aside

Somebody willing to come back

It’s all your fault they’re never coming back for you

One last time - it’s all your fault I’m never going back for you

 

I don’t know how I can still be

Bitter about what you did to me

After all these years I never wanna see your face again

So get me out, get me some breathing room

Another foot or two is all I need to make sure

I won’t ever fall in love with you

 

Fall in love with you

 

Well it’s all your fault this time I know

I’m never coming back for you,

Again

 

 

 

3: Seann William Scott vs. Ryan Reynolds (Without Me)

I’ve got no inspiration

I’m seeking confrontation

Something to make me feel alive

I thought I got over you

But I’m having deja vu

Thoughts of you still in my mind

 

Well I don’t need to know

That you found somebody new

I just need to know that you’re miserable

Without me

And I don’t need to hear

That he’s wonderful and you’re “so grateful”

I need you to know

That I let you go for a reason

 

I sure write a lot about you

For someone that I don’t care about

Well maybe next time I’ll forget you

I wish that you would disappear

Take this song as a souvenir

Remember that you were the one

Who still counted

 

Well I don’t need to know

That you found somebody new

I just need to know that you’re miserable

Without me

And I don’t need to hear

That he’s wonderful and you’re “so grateful”

I need you to know

That I let you go for a reason

 

Well I need you to know

That I let you go for a reason

 

I sure write a lot about you

For someone that I don’t care about

Well maybe next time I’ll forget you

I wish that you would disappear

And take this song as a souvenir

Remember that you were the one

Who still counted

 

Well I don’t need to know

That you found somebody new

I just need to know that you’re miserable

Without me

And I don’t need to hear

That he’s wonderful and you’re “so grateful”

I need you to know

That I let you go for a reason

 

Well I don’t need to know

That you found somebody new

I just need to know that you’re miserable

Without me

And I don’t need to hear

That he’s wonderful and you’re “so grateful”

I need you to know

That I let you go for a reason

 

See I’ve been waiting all day

For you to call me “baby”

So let’s get up, let’s get on it

Don’t you leave me broken hearted

Tonight

Well come on baby I’ll do

Anything you want to

So can’t we finish what we started

Don’t you leave me broken hearted

Tonight

 

Well I need you to know

That I let you go for a reason

 

Well I need you to know

That I let you go for a reaso

6: Losing Streak (Bat Murderer)

Cut your hair, get a real job

Don’t you wanna be happy like everybody else?

You won’t get nowhere strummin’ that guitar

All your friends grew up, they’re doin’ well so far

Well you gotta get over this “punk rock” thing

It died a while ago, nobody wants to hear you sing

Sedate yourself, relate yourself to a suit and tie

Enslave yourself to the American dream

 

You do what you want 2 days a week

The other 5 are a 5 day losing streak

Don’t need to know why your choices make you

Better than me

Do what you must for that promotion

No one can match your devotion

Your boss must be so proud of you

Why?

He’s got another hundred who would just as soon comply

 

25 years old, seems you’ve lost control

You put your heart and soul into your rock and roll for too long

You’re too immature, when you grow up you’ll change

Chasin’ dreams isn’t meant for people your age

 

You do what you want 2 days a week

The other 5 are a 5 day losing streak

Don’t need to know why your choices make you

Better than me

Do what you must for that promotion

No one can match your devotion

Your boss must be so proud of you

Why?

He’s got another hundred who would just as soon comply

 

 

8: Not About You

 

Well I’ve been chewed up

And spit up on the ground

Left here for dead

On the outskirts of town

I never asked you for anything

And that’s exactly what I got from you

I meant everything that I never got to say to you

Well don’t waste my time

“Don’t waste my time” she said

 

I got your pictures

Still hangin on my wall

I’d take ‘em down

If they bothered me at all

You wanted this to mean something

And it did, I swear it did

One day you’ll hear me sing

This song and remember when

I wasn’t just a waste of time

You were the waste of time I said now

 

I know that you know

I’m at my best

When I’m wasted, passed out on the floor

That’s when I remember how to forget

That I want things to be the way they were before

But we can’t go back and fix what went wrong

So instead I’ll move on

And pretend that this song is not

About you

 

I got a problem with the way you left me

I’m on the run but they won’t catch me

I’m breakin hearts almost the same way you broke mine

I haven’t gotten over it since you left me

I’m on the run and they won’t catch me

Said that I’d be fine without you

But you lied

I got a problem with the way you left me

I’m on the run and soon they’ll catch me

I’m breakin hearts almost the same way you broke mine

I haven’t gotten over it since you left me

I’m on the run and soon they’ll catch me

Said that I’d be fine without you

But you lied

 

And it was just a waste of time

Don’t waste my fuckin’ time and

 

I know that you know

I’m at my best

When I’m wasted, passed out on the floor

That’s when I remember how to forget

That I want things to be the way they were before

But we can’t go back and fix what went wrong

So instead I’ll move on

And pretend that this song is not

About you

 

About you

About you

About you

 

 

10: Feel The Same

 

You knock down the door to my bedroom

It doesn’t have to be this way I

Swear word breath becomes the perfume

I can’t remember that you’d

Where did you hid the girl I used to know?

The one who had a spine

Seems she’s gone away

But I’m not worried

No, I’ll be fine

 

You’re a sucker for a sob story

But you don’t wanna face your problems

You run away and hope they’ll solve themselves

When they don’t you should know that I won’t be the one

That you can run to

You’ll have to pick your own shit off the floor

I got my own life to live

I’ve run out of fucks to give about you

 

No I don’t like you

No I don’t like you

 

What ever happened to subtlety?

It seems the only person who misses it is me

Things look different from far away

They tell me to feel better but

I still feel the same

I still feel the same

I still feel the same

 

You knock down the door to my bedroom

It doesn’t have to be this way I

Swear word breath becomes the perfume

I can’t remember that you’d wear

You’re a sucker for a sob story

But you don’t wanna face your problems

You run away and hope they’ll solve themselves

I got my own life to live

I’ve run out of fucks to give about you

 

No I don’t like you

No I don’t like you

 

What ever happened to subtlety?

It seems the only person who misses it is me

Things look different from far away

They tell me to feel better but

I still feel the same

I still feel the same

I still feel the same

 

What ever happened to subtlety?

It seems the only person who misses it is me

Things look different from far away

They tell me to feel better but

I still feel the same

I still feel the same

I still feel the same

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2: She Said

It’s not that I don’t love you

This is something I’m not used to

Please forgive me for this things I never said

Well you could find another guy

And I’ll just say that I’m alright

The next time I run into you

 

And she said

I don’t think I can talk to you

I don’t think I’m getting through

Your thick head

And I don’t think I can talk to you

I don’t think I’d ever do

The things she said

 

Goodbye’s always harder than you think it’s gonna be

Well maybe next time I’ll think things through

I’ve made mistakes

Still see your face

I’ll keep your number just in case I realize

That I still need you

 

And she said

I don’t think I can talk to you

I don’t think I’m getting through

Your thick head

And I know I can’t talk to you

I don’t think I’d ever do

The things she said

She said now

And I don’t think I can talk to you

I don’t think I’m getting through

Your thick head

And I don’t think I can talk to you

I don’t think I’d ever do

The things she said

She said now

(I don’t think that I can talk to)

(You that’s what she said)

Ohhhhh

 

And I don’t think I can talk to you

I don’t think I’m getting through

Your thick head

(I don’t think that I can talk to)

(You that’s what she said)

And I don’t think I can talk to you

I don’t think I’d ever do

The things she said

(I don’t think that I can talk to)

(You that’s what she said)

She said now

Ohhhhh

 

4: Hell

Way down beneath the surface where the monsters hide

The women are all grizzly and the men unkind

There’s a devil on my shoulder, won’t let me forget

The image of you burns me like a cigarette

 

Way down in hell

Wish I could yell

Yell about the way I hate you

But instead in imitate you

Way down in hell

 

Way down beneath the surface where the monsters hide

The women are all grizzly and the men unkind

There’s a devil on my shoulder, won’t let me forget

The image of you burns me like a cigarette

 

Way down in hell

Wish I could yell

Yell about the way I hate you

But instead in imitate you

Way down in hell

 

Way down in hell

Wish I could yell

Yell about the way I hate you

But instead in imitate you

Way down in hell

 

 

5: Blue Bomber

He’d throw a boulder just to keep me from getting to you

And when that didn't work that stupid jerk came up with something new

He threw some blades and chucked grenades

But I’d evade to his dismay

Just one more shot, I’m not afraid

I’m one step closer now

Blue Bomber go!

 

3 down now, 3 more to go

The next thing that he’ll try is snow

But I learned some tricks

A sliding wall kick

That got me past his electric

Attack is no match

That’s when I attach

My best fire safety dispatch

To put out his flame

6 bots out of the way

 

I’ll get you Dr. Wily

Your death is highly likely

Do what you gotta do to

Try to save yourself

Robots, machines, and weapons

Won’t stop me for a second

I had a bone to pick with you

And now it’s through

Blue Bomber go!

 

I’ll get you Dr. Wily

Your death is highly likely

Do what you gotta do to

Try to save yourself

Robots, machines, and weapons

Won’t stop me for a second

I had a bone to pick with you

And now it’s through

Blue Bomber go!

 

Blue Bomber go

Blue Bomber go

Blue Bomber go

Blue Bomber go

7: Masochist

Well I’m in trouble again

I don’t think I deserve this

If I could I’d undo it all

At least that’s what I tell myself

The truth may be different

I punched another hole through the drywall

Well it seems I enjoy this

Sickening process

Don’t feel bad for me ‘cause

I do it to myself

I’m a masochist

 

Well you’re in for it now, but you might deserve it

Can’t you see that I’m bad news?

Well it appears to me

That you’re as desperate as I am

We walked 10 miles in each other’s shoes

Well it seems we enjoy this

Heartbreaking process

You seem like a sadist

And babe

I’m a masochist

 

I’m a masochist

I’m a masochist

 

And I wish I could say that I didn’t mean

The things that I said last night

Wish I could blame it on the handle of SoCo

I won’t be alright

(I’ll pretend) not to want it

You’ll still persist

The bad news is babe you’ve fallen for

For a masochist

 

Maybe we’re far enough in it and it’s time to give in

Oh there are other ways I wish it could be

Because I know that we’re doomed, this can only end badly

Should’ve run at the first sight of me

Well I really don't know how

There’s no turning back now

It’s a matter of time before it all comes crashing down

 

Comes crashing down

Comes crashing down

 

And I wish I could say that I didn’t mean

The things that I said last night

Wish I could blame it on the handle of SoCo

I won’t be alright

(I’ll pretend) not to want it

You’ll still persist

The bad news is babe you’ve fallen for

For…

(I’m a masochist)

And I wish I could say that I didn’t mean

The things that I said last night

Wish I could blame it on the handle of SoCo

I won’t be alright

(I’ll pretend) not to want it

You’ll still persist

The bad news is babe you’ve fallen for

For…

 

For a masochist

 

 

9: Get Me Away

 

Haven’t you done enough?

Go back where you came from

You’ll need to find another place to stay

Your shirt covered in blood

You push the ones you love away

 

Get me away

Get me away

I’ve had a bit too much of you

Get me away

Get me away

 

Give me the blame

Give me the blame

You clearly aren’t responsible

Give me the blame

Give me the blame

 

You say I’ve given up

You throw me under the bus

Well you forgot what happened yesterday

Your shirt covered in blood

You push the ones you love away

 

Get me away

Get me away

I’ve had a bit too much of you

Get me away

Get me away

 

Give me the blame

Give me the blame

You clearly aren’t responsible

Give me the blame

Give me the blame

 

Give me the blame

Give me the blame

You clearly aren’t responsible

Give me the blame

Give me the blame

 

Haven’t you done enough?

Go back where you came from

You’ll need to find another place to stay

Your shirt covered in blood

You push the ones you love away

 

Get me away

Get me away

I’ve had a bit too much of you

Get me away

Get me away

 

Give me the blame

Give me the blame

You clearly aren’t responsible

Give me the blame

Give me the blame

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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